Is it so bizarre that I would think my three-year-old might actually be sleeping at 3:30 in the morning instead of ruining all our food? Why do you need a bowl of cereal at 3:30am? And why do you ever need to smash an entire dozen eggs? And when will this boy stop destroying everything in our house? Every time I walk in the other room or even just go to sleep it seems to cost me at least $50 in destroyed property or groceries. Often in the past month it’s been hundreds. I need a preschool-sized playpen-cage-jail cell.